4 year nephew:  I wannna milf

me: wha?

4 year old nephew: I wan milf

me: what?

4 year old nephew:  I wanna milf

me: milf?

4 year old nephew: milf

me: milf?

4 year old nephew:   MILF…MILF!!!!…WHITE JUICE

me:  ohhhhhhhhhhh….I could use some of that too

…and that’s how the day started